diff --git a/src/util/config/EnvConfig.ts b/src/util/config/EnvConfig.ts
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..25fa531c7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/util/config/EnvConfig.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,54 @@
+/*
+	Spacebar: A FOSS re-implementation and extension of the Discord.com backend.
+	Copyright (C) 2025 Spacebar and Spacebar Contributors
+	
+	This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
+	it under the terms of the GNU Affero General Public License as published
+	by the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
+	(at your option) any later version.
+	
+	This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+	but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+	MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
+	GNU Affero General Public License for more details.
+	
+	You should have received a copy of the GNU Affero General Public License
+	along with this program.  If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+*/
+
+import { LogEnvConfiguration } from "./envTypes/LogEnvConfiguration";
+import { DatabaseEnvConfiguration } from "./envTypes/DatabaseEnvConfiguration";
+import os from "os";
+import { ConfigurationEnvConfiguration } from "./envTypes/ConfigurationEnvConfiguration";
+
+export class EnvConfig {
+	private static logConfig = new LogEnvConfiguration();
+	private static databaseConfig = new DatabaseEnvConfiguration();
+	private static configurationConfig = new ConfigurationEnvConfiguration();
+
+	static get logging(): LogEnvConfiguration {
+		return this.logConfig;
+	}
+
+	static get database(): DatabaseEnvConfiguration {
+		return this.databaseConfig;
+	}
+
+	static get configuration(): ConfigurationEnvConfiguration {
+		return this.configurationConfig;
+	}
+
+	static get threads(): number {
+		try {
+			return Number(process.env.THREADS) || os.cpus().length;
+		} catch {
+			console.log("[EnvConfig] Failed to get thread count! Using 1...");
+			return 1;
+		}
+	}
+}
+
+// Deprecations:
+if (process.env.GATEWAY) console.warn("[EnvConfig] GATEWAY is deprecated and no longer does anything. Please configure cdn_endpointPublic in configuration instead.");
+
+if (process.env.CDN) console.warn("[EnvConfig] CDN is deprecated and no longer does anything. Please configure cdn_endpointPublic in configuration instead.");
diff --git a/src/util/config/envTypes/ConfigurationEnvConfiguration.ts b/src/util/config/envTypes/ConfigurationEnvConfiguration.ts
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..33d2f81a8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/util/config/envTypes/ConfigurationEnvConfiguration.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,49 @@
+/*
+	Spacebar: A FOSS re-implementation and extension of the Discord.com backend.
+	Copyright (C) 2025 Spacebar and Spacebar Contributors
+	
+	This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
+	it under the terms of the GNU Affero General Public License as published
+	by the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
+	(at your option) any later version.
+	
+	This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+	but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+	MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
+	GNU Affero General Public License for more details.
+	
+	You should have received a copy of the GNU Affero General Public License
+	along with this program.  If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+*/
+
+export class ConfigurationEnvConfiguration {
+	get enabled(): boolean {
+		return process.env.CONFIG_PATH !== undefined;
+	}
+
+	get path(): string {
+		if (process.env.CONFIG_PATH === undefined && this.enabled) {
+			throw new Error("BUGBUG: enabled() determined that JSON config is enabled, but it is not?");
+		}
+
+		return process.env.CONFIG_PATH!;
+	}
+
+	get writebackEnabled(): boolean {
+		return process.env.CONFIG_WRITEBACK === "true" || process.env.CONFIG_WRITEBACK === undefined;
+	}
+
+	/**
+	 * Gets the configuration mode.
+	 * - "override": Config file overrides settings at runtime
+	 * - "overwrite": Config file overwrites database values at runtime
+	 * - "single": Database is not used
+	 */
+	get mode(): ("override" | "overwrite" | "single") {
+		if (process.env.CONFIG_MODE === "override" || process.env.CONFIG_MODE === "overwrite" || process.env.CONFIG_MODE === "single") {
+			return process.env.CONFIG_MODE;
+		}
+
+		return "override";
+	}
+}
diff --git a/src/util/config/envTypes/DatabaseEnvConfiguration.ts b/src/util/config/envTypes/DatabaseEnvConfiguration.ts
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..af0377b96
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/util/config/envTypes/DatabaseEnvConfiguration.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,45 @@
+/*
+	Spacebar: A FOSS re-implementation and extension of the Discord.com backend.
+	Copyright (C) 2025 Spacebar and Spacebar Contributors
+	
+	This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
+	it under the terms of the GNU Affero General Public License as published
+	by the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
+	(at your option) any later version.
+	
+	This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+	but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+	MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
+	GNU Affero General Public License for more details.
+	
+	You should have received a copy of the GNU Affero General Public License
+	along with this program.  If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+*/
+
+export class DatabaseEnvConfiguration {
+	get unsafeSchemaSync(): boolean {
+		if (process.env.DB_UNSAFE_SCHEMA_SYNC !== undefined) {
+			return process.env.DB_UNSAFE_SCHEMA_SYNC === "true";
+		}
+
+		if (process.env.DB_SYNC !== undefined) {
+			console.warn("[EnvConfig] DB_SYNC is deprecated. Please use DB_UNSAFE_SCHEMA_SYNC instead.");
+			return process.env.DB_SYNC === "true";
+		}
+
+		return false;
+	}
+
+	get disableJoins(): boolean {
+		if (process.env.DB_DISABLE_JOINS !== undefined) {
+			return process.env.DB_DISABLE_JOINS === "true";
+		}
+
+		if (process.env.DB_NO_JOINS !== undefined) {
+			console.warn("[EnvConfig] DB_NO_JOINS is deprecated. Please use DB_DISABLE_JOINS instead.");
+			return process.env.DB_NO_JOINS === "true";
+		}
+
+		return false;
+	}
+}
diff --git a/src/util/config/envTypes/LogEnvConfiguration.ts b/src/util/config/envTypes/LogEnvConfiguration.ts
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..29c076aad
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/util/config/envTypes/LogEnvConfiguration.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,65 @@
+/*
+	Spacebar: A FOSS re-implementation and extension of the Discord.com backend.
+	Copyright (C) 2025 Spacebar and Spacebar Contributors
+	
+	This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
+	it under the terms of the GNU Affero General Public License as published
+	by the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
+	(at your option) any later version.
+	
+	This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+	but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+	MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
+	GNU Affero General Public License for more details.
+	
+	You should have received a copy of the GNU Affero General Public License
+	along with this program.  If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+*/
+
+export class LogEnvConfiguration {
+	get logGatewayEvents(): boolean {
+		if (process.env.LOG_GATEWAY_EVENTS === "true") return true;
+		if (process.env.WS_LOGEVENTS !== undefined) {
+			console.warn("[EnvConfig] WS_LOGEVENTS is deprecated. Please use LOG_GATEWAY_EVENTS instead.");
+			return process.env.WS_LOGEVENTS === "true";
+		}
+		return false;
+	}
+
+	get logDatabaseQueries(): boolean {
+		if (process.env.LOG_DATABASE_QUERIES === "true") return true;
+		if (process.env.DB_LOGGING !== undefined) {
+			console.warn("[EnvConfig] DB_LOGGING is deprecated. Please use LOG_DATABASE_QUERIES instead.");
+			return process.env.DB_LOGGING === "true";
+		}
+		return false;
+	}
+
+	get logRequests(): string {
+		return process.env.LOG_REQUESTS || "";
+	}
+
+	get logValidationErrors(): boolean {
+		return process.env.LOG_VALIDATION_ERRORS === "true";
+	}
+
+	get logGatewayTraces(): boolean {
+		return process.env.LOG_GATEWAY_TRACES === "true";
+	}
+
+	get logProtoUpdates(): string[] {
+		if (process.env.LOG_PROTO_UPDATES === "true") return ["FRECENCY", "SETTINGS"];
+		return (process.env.LOG_PROTO_UPDATES || "")
+			.split(",")
+			.map((s) => s.trim().toUpperCase())
+			.filter((s) => s.length > 0);
+	}
+
+	get logAuthentication(): boolean {
+		return process.env.LOG_AUTHENTICATION === "true";
+	}
+
+	get logCdnSignatures(): boolean {
+		return process.env.LOG_CDN_SIGNATURES === "true";
+	}
+}
diff --git a/src/util/config/index.ts b/src/util/config/index.ts
index d68660267..3e4cc897f 100644
--- a/src/util/config/index.ts
+++ b/src/util/config/index.ts
@@ -17,3 +17,4 @@
 */
 
 export * from "./Config";
+export * from "./EnvConfig";